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Cyber Time-Bomb: How a Six-Year-Old Oversight Left Intel and Lenovo Servers Wide Open
In a tech oopsie to rival no other, thousands of Intel and Lenovo servers forgot to RSVP to the security patch party—leaving them open to cyber shenanigans. Talk about ghosting protocol! #ServerSecuritySnafu

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It seems the cyber world's equivalent of 'an apple a day' didn't keep the hackers away. Six years of ghost vulnerability haunting our servers? That's one long-overdue cyber séance. The takeaway? In the tech realm, failing to communicate is like forgetting to update your relationship status—it can lead to some seriously unwanted connections.