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Cyber Warriors Wanted: US Air Force Revives Warrant Officer Rank for Tech Talent
Tech-savvy service-seekers, rejoice! The US Air Force is dusting off warrant officer ranks for the IT elite, giving geeks with gusto a new way to serve without the fuss of full command. Ready to code for your country? Stand by for cyber salvation! 🚀 #USAFWarrantOfficers

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“They just want to code for their country” - because nothing screams patriotism like a good old-fashioned for-loop for freedom! We're dusting off the warrant officer ranks and sprucing them up with some 21st-century cyber flair. The Air Force is on a tech talent treasure hunt, and they're dangling a shiny new rank to catch coding connoisseurs. It's like 'Top Gun', but with less volleyball and more virtual machines.