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Cybercrime Boss Busted: Ukrainian Malware Mastermind Pleads Guilty in U.S. Court
Facing 20 years in the cyber slammer, Ukraine’s malware maestro pleads guilty to digital debauchery with Zeus and IcedID schemes. Sorry, no more keyboard capers for this cyber scoundrel!

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From the rolling hills of Ukraine to the "wanted" posters of the FBI, our cyber-swindler Vyacheslav has had quite the journey. Now, he's swapping his malware mischief for a stateside cell, proving that even the slickest keyboard bandits can't escape the long arm of Uncle Sam's cyber posse. It's like an episode of "Hackers" meets "Cops," but with more extradition and less Angelina Jolie.