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Cybercrime Boss Penchukov Bites the Dust: Guilty Plea Rocks Zeus & IcedID Malware World
Keyphrase: “JabberZeus cybercrime gang” Cybercrime’s ‘Father’ Pleads Guilty: Vyacheslav Penchukov, head honcho of the infamous JabberZeus cybercrime gang, swaps his malware throne for a courtroom chair, pleading guilty to digital shenanigans that would make even Zeus zap in approval.

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Oh, the tangled webs cybercriminals weave, when first they practice to deceive… and steal millions. Vyacheslav Igorevich Penchukov, a mastermind with a penchant for malware and a dash of political intrigue, finally faces the music—or should we say, the firewall of justice? From cyber gang boss to singing like a canary in court, it's proof that no matter how high you climb in the digital underworld, you might just end up with a one-way ticket to the Big House. Plot twist: malware doesn't provide immunity against handcuffs!