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Cybersecurity U-Turn: Microsoft Pledges Safety First After Scathing CSRB Report
Facing a cyber-siege, Microsoft’s Satya Nadella champions a security-first mantra, sidelining AI ambitions for digital armor. It’s no joke—when hackers RSVP, Nadella’s not just sending regrets, he’s sending reinforcements.
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Looks like Microsoft got a bit of a cyber-shiner, and now Satya Nadella is flipping the script from AI dreams to security memes. It's like when you're so busy chasing after the ice cream truck, you forget to tie your shoelaces—then faceplant onto the pavement. Now, Microsoft is not just tying the laces but double-knotting them with a promise to put security first. Will they stick the landing or trip over new hurdles? Only time will tell, but for now, let's give a slow clap for waking up and smelling the ransomware.Already a member? Log in here