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DIY Tech Triumph: Open Glass Hackathon Heroes Forge $20 Smart Spectacles!
In a Silicon Valley hackathon whirlwind, a band of tech rebels crafted Open Glass: $20 smart specs that might just give pricey peers a run for their money. Cue the AI-powered life coach for your eyeballs!

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Move over, overpriced, overhyped eyewear! The Open Glass project is the David to the Goliath of the smart glasses industry, proving that with a few cans of La Croix, some soldering skills, and the spirit of Silicon Valley, you too can whip up a technological marvel in the time it takes to binge-watch a season of "The Crown." Oh, and did I mention it's as cheap as your granny's bifocals? Let the hacking (and not the kind that involves cough drops) begin!