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Dodge the Imposter: How to Spot and Sidestep CISA-Posing Scammers!
Facing “CISA impersonation scams,” remember: CISA’s real agents won’t ask for your coin—crypto or arcade. When scammers call, don’t stall, just hang up and dial reality back at (844) SAY-CISA. Keep your cash, ditch the dash!

Hot Take:
Oh look, another scammer pretending to be a government official. This time it's CISA playing the unwilling muse to nefarious ne'er-do-wells. Remember folks, when Uncle Sam's cyber squad calls asking for Bitcoin to 'secure the nation,' it's not patriotism, it's phishing. Keep your digital wallet closed and your skepticism open!