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Evolve Bank Breach Bonanza: 7.6 Million Customers’ Data in Cybercriminals’ Claws!
Hackers threw a cyber wrench into Evolve Bank & Trust, swiping the deets of 7.6 million souls. Social Security numbers, bank digits, and more—gone. Partners like Affirm and Mercury are biting nails too, as their clients’ info joined the digital loot bag. Evolve’s still digging…

Hot Take:
Well, if you thought your piggy bank was safe because it's not online, think again! Evolve Bank & Trust just got digitally pickpocketed to the tune of 7.6 million customers' data. And surprise, surprise, the cheeky Russian ransomware band LockBit is humming 'We're in the Money!' Doesn't help that Evolve played a game of 'No Pay, Mayday,' refusing the ransom and getting their dirty laundry aired on the dark web's version of the Home Shopping Network.