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Evolve Bank Data Breach: Malware Mayhem as LockBit Leaks Millions of Customer Records
Ransomware ruckus! Evolve Bank & Trust gets a cyber shakedown, losing customer data to the sly LockBit gang. And no, they’re not the Fed – whoopsie daisy, LockBit! #RansomwareGoof

Hot Take:
When malware masquerades as malfunctioning machinery, that's when you know cybercriminals have more twists in their plot than a daytime soap opera. Evolve Bank & Trust played the lead role in a drama where clicking a link was less "accept terms and conditions" and more "welcome to ransomware hell." And as for Lockbit's tall tale about hitting the Fed? That's the kind of fib that would make Pinocchio's nose look like a mere pimple.