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Facebook Ads Gone Rogue: How Cyber Scammers Peddle SYS01 Malware with Fake Windows Themes
Crafty cybercrooks are peddling phony Windows themes on Facebook, hooking clicks that unzip a nasty surprise: SYS01 malware, snatching passwords like candy from a baby. Watch out for those too-good-to-be-true freebies, folks – they might cost you more than your high score. #MalwareMasquerade

Hot Take:
Who knew that wanting to zhuzh up your Windows interface could lead to digital pickpocketing? Cyber crooks are now party crashing Facebook ads, peddling fake Windows themes and software crack downloads faster than you can say "SYS01." It's like going to a garage sale hoping to score a vintage lamp and instead getting a haunted doll that steals your credit card info. Time to remind ourselves that if it looks too good to be true on Facebook, it probably wants to rob you blind.