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Firstmac Financial Fiasco: Embargo Extortionists Expose Excessive Data
Beware, Firstmac customers! Embargo’s cyber pirates have swiped 500GB of your deets. But fear not, Firstmac’s on it like white on rice, beefing up security faster than you can say “two-factor authentication.” Keep your eyes peeled and your data tighter than a kangaroo’s pouch! 🦘💳…
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Oh, the irony! Firstmac, a maestro in managing moolah, got a little surprise from the cyber boogeymen, proving that even money magicians aren't immune to the digital dark arts. And who swoops in? The Embargo gang – fresh on the block and ready to play 'data leak' with over 500GB of Firstmac's finest. Seriously folks, if your security measures were a cheese, they'd be Swiss! 🧀Already a member? Log in here