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From Boom to Bust: Lacework’s $8.3 Billion Valuation Crumbles to Potential $200 Million Wiz Sale
In a plot twist worthy of a Silicon Valley soap opera, Lacework’s potential $200M sale to Wiz turns its $8.3B valuation into digital dust, testing Sutter Hill’s golden incubation strategy. #TechDrama #CybersecurityShakeUp

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like Lacework is on the clearance rack, with its price slashed faster than a Black Friday sale. Who would've thought cybersecurity could feel like a game of The Price is Right, except everyone's guessing way too high? Let the bidding war for bargain-bin unicorns begin!