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Fujitsu Hit by Cyber Heist: Personal Data at Risk Amidst Ongoing Investigation
Fujitsu hit by cyber shenanigans! Hackers may have pilfered personal data, leaving the tech titan scrambling to plug digital leaks. Stay tuned for updates on this virtual heist.

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Oh, Fujitsu, you've clicked on the forbidden .exe again, haven't you? Here we have a classic tale of cyber woes where the beastly malware sneaks past the digital defenses and makes off with the data jewels. A mystery malware artist leaves their signature, and Fujitsu is left holding the digital bag, looking around to see if anyone noticed their cyber-slip. Spoiler: We all noticed.