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GitHub Squashes Killer SAML Flaw: Upgrade Your Enterprise Server Now!
Get ready to patch up your cyber sweaters, folks! GitHub just darned a hole with a 10.0 severity score, thwarting sneaky admin impersonators in the SAML SSO wardrobe of GitHub Enterprise Server. Update or risk a chilly data breach! #GitHubPatch #SAMLScramble 🛠️🔐

Hot Take:
Just when you thought your code was safely tucked away in your own server castle, a wild CVE-2024-4985 appears, proving that not even GitHub Enterprise Servers are immune to the universal law of "Everything can be hacked." But fear not, dear GitHub warriors, for the mighty patch hammer has descended, squashing the authentication bypass bug that dared challenge the sanctity of your digital realm!