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GitLab Alert: 5,300 Servers Face Zero-Click Takeover Menace! Patch Now to Dodge Disaster
Are your GitLab instances a hacker’s playground? With 5,300 still vulnerable to a zero-click account takeover, it’s patching time or praying time. Don’t gamble with CVE-2023-7028—update or face the cyber music! 🎵💻🔓 #GitLabSecurityFlaw

Hot Take:
What do you get when you mix over 5,300 GitLab instances, a zero-click account takeover flaw, and a CVSS score that goes to eleven (I mean, ten)? A cybersecurity party no one wants an invite to. But here we are, RSVP'ing to the latest digital doomsday bash with our passwords potentially in the hands of nefarious party crashers. Patch your systems, people, or it's going to be a real "Hack to the Future"!