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Hacked Encore: Ticketmaster’s Massive Data Leak Hits a Sour Note With 500M Users
Breach Alert: Over 500 million users hit by a Ticketmaster data leak, as ShinyHunters demand $500k. Cue the password-changing symphony! 🎻 #DataLeakDissonance

Hot Take:
Well, if you thought your biggest problem at a concert was the tall guy blocking your view, think again! Ticketmaster's latest show features a half-billion-user data leak, with ShinyHunters as the headlining act, demanding a cool half mil for an encore. It's like a rockstar trashing a hotel room, but instead, it's your personal data getting the rock 'n' roll treatment. 🎸💔