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Hackers Feast on VMware Flaw: UNC3886’s Zero-Day Buffet Exposes Critical Data
Sneaky hackers, UNC3886, have been playing peek-a-boo with VMware’s zero-day flaw, CVE-2023-34048, rating a “yikes!” at 9.8 critical. Patch up, folks! 🛡️ #CybersecurityClash

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Oh, UNC3886, you sneaky cyber ninjas! Just when we thought our digital fortresses were impenetrable, you come along with your zero-day shenanigans and leave us feeling like our cybersecurity is made of Swiss cheese. VMware and Fortinet devices? More like Vulnerable and Flawbonnet devices am I right? Patch up, folks, or you might as well start sending your passwords on postcards!