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Half-Price Hacking Defense: Noname Security Eyes $500M Akamai Acquisition Deal
In the cyber-tango of tech deals, Noname Security shimmying up to Akamai’s $500M offer is Silicon Valley’s latest twist. Cozying up at half its 2021 groove, investors may not boogie down to profit town, but hey—at least they’ll get their dance shoes back.
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So Noname Security might be selling itself for only half a billion? Quite the discount aisle drama we've got here! It's like Black Friday for cybersecurity startups, except it's not Friday, and no one's trampling over anyone for a TV. Instead, it's just a room full of suits, quietly mourning the valuations of yesteryear. Let's dive in before the deal gets cold—or someone actually pays full price!
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