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Healthcare Hacking Havoc: Change Healthcare Faces Fresh Extortion Fiasco
In a plot twist worthy of a heist movie, the RansomHub gang now leaks Change Healthcare data, double-dipping into the extortion pot. Will they cough up the cash or call the cyber-bluff? Stay tuned! #CorporateDrama #DataHeist

Hot Take:
Well, folks, it looks like Change Healthcare got a subscription to the worst streaming service ever: Ransomflix. They thought they'd binge-watched the last season of "Pay Up or Leak," but surprise! The extortion gang is back with a plot twist – double extortion. Looks like not even a $22 million alleged ransom payment gets you out of the sequel no one asked for. And this time, it's personal… data, I mean. Who needs TV dramas when you've got real-life cyber soap operas?