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Helsinki Education Hack: 80,000 at Risk in Major Data Breach Drama
In a digital pickle, Helsinki finds tens of thousands in its education division cyber-sauced by a breach. Officials admit they skipped the security seasoning, leaving a data smorgasbord exposed. Students, guardians, and staff—brace for a byte of mischief!

Hot Take:
Looks like someone in Helsinki's IT department hit the snooze button on their cybersecurity updates. Who knew that "install later" could lead to a "regret now" situation for tens of thousands of unsuspecting Finns? Procrastination: not just a personal problem, but a potential privacy pandemic!