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HMG Healthcare Hack Alert: Thousands at Risk in Texas Data Breach Debacle
Beware, Texans! HMG Healthcare’s servers got a cyber shakedown, leaking your sensitive stats to sneaky hackers. Identity theft alert: this isn’t just a Texas-sized oopsie, but a full-on data rustle! Stay tuned as we wrangle more details. 🤠🔒 #IdentityTheft

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like HMG Healthcare decided to take the "open door" policy a little too seriously with their cybersecurity. Patients and employees might as well have had their personal data broadcast during prime time, given how easily the hackers waltzed in. Note to self: if you're going to store sensitive info, maybe don't leave it in a digital unlocked drawer labeled "steal me." And now, we play the waiting game to see if "fully mitigated" means "we got this" or "we're crossing our fingers and hoping for the best." 🤞