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Intel’s Latest CPUs Prone to ‘Indirector’ Attacks: Secure Your Data or Risk Cyber-Theft!
Beware, Intel users! New Indirector attack targets Raptor Lake and Alder Lake CPUs. Don’t let cyber-thieves snatch your data—patch up pronto! 🛡️💽 #SideChannelShenanigans

Hot Take:
Just when you thought your shiny new Intel chips were as secure as Fort Knox, here comes "Indirector," the digital equivalent of a sneaky cat burglar, slinking past the guards. It's the classic tale: the good old cat-and-mouse game between chipmakers and cybercriminals, except this time, your sensitive data is the cheese. And if the past is any predictor, expect a patch that might just slow down your super-speedy processors, because who needs efficiency when you can have a digital snail race?