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Iran’s Internet Clampdown: Controversial Bill Threatens Online Freedom and VPN Use
Iran’s Internet noose tightens as the Cyberspace Protection Bill rears its digital head again. Cue the VPNs bravely attempting to leap over the virtual wall! #InternetRestrictions

Hot Take:
Oh boy, the Internet's favorite game of Whack-A-Mole is back in Iran, and this time the mole is sporting a fancy title: The Cyberspace Protection Bill. It's like the government said, "Hey, you know what's better than open internet? A heavily monitored digital playground where VPNs are the new contraband and online freedom is just a myth we tell our hard drives at night."