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Iran’s Internet Iron Curtain: How Censorship is Crushing Connectivity
Struggling to tweet in Tehran? Iran’s internet gets throttled as President Raisi ramps up the censorship game. Slow connections, blocked sites, and daily outages—it’s not your Wi-Fi, it’s a state-sponsored buffering bonanza! 🚫🌐 #InternetCensorship

Hot Take:
Iran's internet censorship is so intense it's practically a digital Iron Curtain! With a president seemingly playing whack-a-mole with IP addresses, citizens are turning into VPN ninjas just to tweet. The government's approach to the web is like using a sledgehammer to swat a fly—inefficient, overkill, and likely to break everything in the process.