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Jollibee in a Pickle: 32 Million Customer Data on Sale After Alleged Cyber Feast
Jollibee’s got more than just Chickenjoy on the menu—now featuring a side of data breach! Some 32 million customers’ info may have been deep-fried by cybercriminal “Sp1d3r”. The company’s response? “We’re on it!” Stay tuned for the crispy details.

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Oh, the irony! A company famed for serving up delicious Chickenjoy is now dishing out a potential DataDespair. Jollibee, the fast-food giant that fills our bellies, might just have let slip the digital goodies. A side of fries with your personal details, anyone? Well, at least they're investigating with the same zeal they use to fry up that chicken!