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Kaspersky Lab Waves Goodbye: U.S. Shutdown and Layoffs after Sales Ban
Kaspersky Lab’s U.S. dream bytes the dust! With a ban faster than their antivirus, workers get the ctrl-alt-delete treatment as the Russian firm shuts its American doors. Cybersecurity? More like ‘see ya security’ jobs! 🤖💼 #CybersecurityFirmClosures

Hot Take:
It's like watching a cyber version of the Red Wedding, except instead of Game of Thrones, it's Game of Tones – as in, "Sorry folks, pack up your code and your coffee mugs; Uncle Sam’s not a fan of our Russian melodies." Kaspersky's American Dream is over, and all we got was this lousy press release.