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Kaspersky Unleashes Free Linux Malware Scanner: Your Ultimate Cyber Shield!
Shield your penguin! Kaspersky’s new Linux malware scanner is the cyber bouncer your system deserves—keeping digital riffraff at bay, free of charge. Just remember, it’s a manual muscle, no auto-scans here. Flex those security pecs regularly!

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Listen up, Linux lovers! Kaspersky just dropped a malware scanner that's more exclusive than a hipster's vinyl collection. It's free, it's for Linux, and it requires an internet connection because, apparently, it's too cool for offline databases. It's like the bouncer of your system's nightclub, deciding which bits get to stay and dance, and which get tossed out into the dark alley of quarantine. But remember, it's not a set-it-and-forget-it deal — you gotta wind it up manually like an old-school toy to keep the party malware-free.