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LastPass Unchained: Can the Spun-Off Password Titan Rebuild Trust After $35M Crypto Heist?
LastPass spins off, saying “Hasta la vista, GoTo!” after hack-attacks filched customer crypto keys. Now flying solo, they’re beefing up passwords and flashing a new threat-intel team. But can they pick the lock of lost trust with the same CEO at the helm? #LastPassSeparationComedy

Hot Take:
Looks like LastPass is the last one standing after the parental leash from GoTo has been cut! But let's not forget, just because you move out of your parents' basement, doesn't mean you can instantly adult. After a cyber oopsie-daisy chain that would make a cat burglar blush, they're now on a solo mission to prove they can handle our secret digital diaries. Will they be the superhero of security or just another plot twist in the saga of "How I Met Your Hacker?"