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Laughing All the Way to the Security Bank: Google Eyes Record $23 Billion Wiz Acquisition Amid Antitrust Antics
Ready for a shocking twist? Google might just splash $23 billion on cybersecurity whiz-kids, Wiz. It’s like hitting CTRL+ALT+DEL on their acquisition record! But with antitrust hawks circling, could this move be their “Ctrl+Z”? Stay tuned!
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Google's about to drop a cool $23 billion on a cyber startup called Wiz, and not the kind that'll help you pass your O.W.L.s at Hogwarts. Nope, this Wiz is all about keeping the cyber baddies at bay, and Google's hoping it'll be a magic spell for their cloud business. But will this be the golden snitch for Google, or just another hefty fine from the antitrust regulators' bludgers? Time to polish those crystal balls, folks.
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