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Linux Device Takeover: The Stealthy Rise of NoaBot Cryptomining Malware
Beware the Linux lurker: a sly malware variant dubbed NoaBot is slithering through SSH weak spots, swapping DDoS antics for cryptojacking capers. Under the guise of Monero mining, it’s a sneaky cyber serpent with a crypto-concealing twist.

Hot Take:
What's old is new again in the cybercrime fashion world as Mirai gets a facelift and decides that mining cryptocurrency is the new black. NoaBot, the malware's trendy offspring, is slinking into Linux devices, shunning the passé DDoS attacks for the hip grind of crypto mining. It's like watching your childhood bully grow up to become a savvy Wall Street broker—still problematic, but with a significantly upgraded wardrobe.