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Microsoft Meltdown: Global IT Outage Grounds Flights, Disrupts 911 Services, and Paralyzes Businesses Worldwide
Stranded at the airport with no Wi-Fi? Blame Microsoft’s global IT hiccup, turning your travel plans into a hilarious game of ‘manual boarding pass bingo.’ #TechChaosComedy

Hot Take:
Just when you thought you were safe in the fluffy cloud of Microsoft 365, the digital sky falls, and it's raining chaos. Airports turned into impromptu calligraphy classes, Sky News goes 'Sky Mobile,' and somewhere, an IT admin is rocking back and forth whispering, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Global outages are the new snow days for the modern world, except nobody's building a snowman—they're building contingency plans!