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Microsoft’s Grip on US Government IT: A National Security Comedy or Tragedy?
Facing a cyber pickle, Uncle Sam finds Microsoft’s control over IT as snug as a bug in a rug—a national security snafu, says ex-White House cyber guru AJ Grotto. Redmond’s arm-twisting over security? Federal fight club!

Hot Take:
When it comes to cybersecurity, it seems that Microsoft has more control over US government IT than a toddler has over a cookie jar. Ex-White House cyber guru AJ Grotto is waving the red flag, saying Microsoft's security slip-ups are a national security whoopsie-daisy. And let's just say getting Microsoft to boost security is like trying to get a cat to take a bath – it's a scratchy battle!