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Microsoft’s Mighty Patch: June 2024 Update Seals 58 Security Leaks with a Dash of Chromium Wit
Microsoft’s latest patch? A virtual band-aid bonanza with 58 fixes! Only one’s a “critical” cliffhanger, while seven play the browser blues. Cue the “KEYTRAP” chorus for some DNS drama! 🎶🔒 #MicrosoftUpdateMadness

Hot Take:
Another month, another update, and here we are patching up the digital equivalent of Swiss cheese. Microsoft's latest "Patch Tuesday" is like a cybersecurity fiesta with 58 vulnerabilities on the invite list, and only one dressed up as critical. The party favor? A previously disclosed DNS flaw with a fancy name, KEYTRAP, which sounds more like a rejected Bond gadget than a security risk. So, update your systems or risk being the one who brought potato salad to a potluck... again.