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Mountie Mayhem: RCMP Website Buckles Under Data Breach Bandits, Operations Gallop On!
Mountie Misfortune: RCMP’s website buckled under a data breach, yet they assure no horseplay afoot. Operations trot on unscathed, and Canadian safety stays stable, neigh unaffected. Could it be LockBit’s revenge? Stay tuned, eh!

Hot Take:
Oh Canada, your Mounties got cyber-punched, but by the power vested in maple syrup and hockey, they shall not be thwarted! The RCMP's recent data breach could have been a scene straight out of a cyberpunk thriller, but fear not citizens, for the Mounties always get their... firewall? While the RCMP rides off into the digital sunset unscathed, one can't help but wonder if the cyber cowboys will come back for a second duel.