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MPs’ Password Peril: Over 200 Parliamentary Emails Risk Dark Web Exposure!
In a shocking cybersecurity oopsie, MPs’ passwords are popping up on the dark web like bad pennies. Over 200 parliamentary logins are at risk, with one MP’s password collection hitting double digits. Time to amp up that digital defense, folks! #ParliamentaryPasswordPandemonium

Hot Take:
Looks like the UK's parliamentary cyber-fortress has more holes than a cheese grater at a mouse convention. Over 200 passwords belonging to British MPs have been spotted on the dark web, turning the upcoming election into a potential episode of 'Hack My Life'. And here I thought the worst thing that could happen to an MP was a bad day in Question Period. Time to swap those passwords for something stronger than '1234Westminster', folks!