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NHS Scotland Fends Off INC Ransomware: Cybercriminals Thwarted from Wreaking System-Wide Havoc
NHS Scotland dodged a digital bullet, containing a ransomware attack to just one branch—take that, cyber baddies! The INC Ransom group snagged 3TB of data, but Scotland’s tech wizards kept the malware mischief regional. No kilts in a twist across the whole NHS, folks!

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Who knew the NHS could moonlight as cybersecurity ninjas? When faced with the digital equivalent of the sniffles, NHS Scotland didn't just reach for the digital echinacea; they quarantined that malware faster than you can say "cyber-attack on NHS Dumfries and Galloway." Meanwhile, INC Ransom is out there dropping data breadcrumbs like a misguided cybernetic Hansel and Gretel, hoping Scotland will follow the trail right to their ransom payout. Spoiler alert: The UK doesn't negotiate with sanction-listed cyberterrorists, even if they toss 3TB of data over their shoulders for good luck.