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Nissan Nightmare: Employee SSNs Snatched in Cyber Siege
Nissan’s worst nightmare just went from “Oops, our VPN got hacked” to “Brace yourselves, 53,000 SSNs are in the wild.” Looks like it’s free credit monitoring for everyone! #SensitivePersonalDataHeist

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like Nissan's got more leaks than an old garden hose, and this time it's personal. Literally. Thousands of employees are now in the "exclusive" club of having their Social Security numbers RSVP'd for the Dark Web's next soirée. The only party favor? Two years of credit monitoring, which is like getting a band-aid when you needed a suit of armor. But hey, points for consistency—Nissan's making hacking history once again, and it's not even a limited edition!