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NSA on High Alert: Hackers Target U.S. Defense Sector via Ivanti VPN Flaw
Hackers are having a field day with Ivanti’s VPN flaws, turning the U.S. defense sector into a cyber piñata. The NSA’s on it, but these digital ninjas are sneakier than a whisper in a library. #IvantiVPNFlaw

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like the cyber equivalent of "hide and seek" just got a hardcore upgrade. NSA's latest thriller features Chinese hackers with a penchant for espionage, VPNs with more holes than Swiss cheese, and a defense sector playing the damsel in distress. Grab your popcorn, folks, because this cyber saga is serving up some serious Matrix vibes, minus the cool sunglasses and leather coats.