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Okta Data Drama: Breach Claims Debunked or Dark Web Deception?
Ddarknotevil strikes again—or does he? Okta scoffs at the “new” breach, suggesting the so-called stolen data is just old news in a hacker’s hand-me-downs. #HackerHandMeDowns
Hot Take:
Another day, another data breach scare—but wait, Okta says 'not it!' Looks like someone's playing a high-stakes game of cyber hot potato. While 'Ddarknotevil' might have thought they were dropping the hottest mixtape of sensitive customer info on the dark web, Okta's just over here shrugging like, "Nah, fam, that's not our beat." Cue collective eyebrow raises as we try to untangle this latest web of cyber who-done-it.
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