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Patch Up or Pack Up: GitLab Rolls Out Critical Fix for CVE-2024-0402 with a Near-Perfect Danger Score
Need a quick fix? GitLab’s got you covered with their latest patch for a file-fiddling flaw so critical, it scored a 9.9 in digital gymnastics. Update now or risk a cyber belly-flop! #GitLabPatchAlert

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like GitLab's been doing more patching than a pirate with a penchant for roughhousing! CVE-2024-0402 just dropped a near-perfect score on the "Oh, Snap!" scale with a 9.9 CVSS rating. Brace yourselves, GitLabbers—it's time to hit that update button faster than you can say "arbitrary file overwrite vulnerability" three times fast!