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Proton Mail’s New Dark Web Monitoring: The Ultimate Security Sidekick in the Data Breach Battle
Struggling to keep your email safe? Proton Mail’s new Dark Web Monitoring leaps into action faster than a ninja in pajamas, alerting you of data breaches before hackers can say “password123”. Only for subscribers who prefer their inboxes hack-free and humor-filled! #ProtonMailSecurityLaughs
Hot Take:
It's like Proton Mail just enrolled in the digital Neighborhood Watch program—but instead of binoculars, they're armed with a high-tech dark web scanner to protect your cyber-backyard from data-breaching bandits. And it's for members only, folks; freemailers need not apply.Already a member? Log in here