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Qakbot Strikes Back: Malware’s Malicious Comeback Masquerades as Adobe Installer
Qakbot’s comeback is sneakier than a ninja at a silent disco! The malware’s masquerading as Adobe installers—slicker than a con artist at a trust convention. Watch your inboxes; Qbot’s got new tricks up its digital sleeves!

Hot Take:
Oh, Qakbot, you sneaky piece of code, you're like that one relative who keeps showing up to family events uninvited. Just when we think we're safe, you put on a fake mustache and a new name tag—voila!—QBot 2.0. Now you're slinging malware in Adobe costumes and making us second-guess every "update" notification. Can't wait for the family reunion in Silicon Valley, where you'll probably bring a plus one called Ransomware.