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Ransomware Mayhem: Ascension Hospitals Handwrite Their Way Back to the ’90s!
In a plot twist no one asked for, Ascension hospitals turned “retro” after a ransomware attack—think pen, paper, and chaos as the new health tech. Paging Dr. Nostalgia! #AscensionRansomwareMess
Hot Take:
Looks like Ascension's tech ascended to the heavens thanks to that pesky ransomware, leaving our valiant doctors and nurses to dust off their quills and inkwells. And while they're charting by candlelight, patients are probably wondering if their next prescription will be delivered by carrier pigeon. Oh, the nostalgia of the pre-digital era, complete with all the efficiency of a garden snail in peanut butter.
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