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Ransomware Snitches: How Cybercriminals Turn Victims into SEC Violators
In a twist that feels ripped from a cyber-noir, ransomware gangs are now snitching to the SEC! It’s their latest shakedown tactic: pay up or we’ll tell on you. Talk about adding insult to data injury! #RansomwareTattletales
Hot Take:
Snitches get...compliance fines? In a twist that would make even the most hardened true crime junkies do a double-take, ransomware gangs have now turned into the cyber equivalent of tattletales. But instead of running to the teacher, they're dialing up the SEC like "Hey, just wanted to let you know Jimmy didn't tell you he got hacked. Also, he owes us lunch money."
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