Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Recall or Recall? Microsoft’s AI-Powered Screenshot Tool Sparks Cybersecurity Meltdown
Buckle up for Microsoft’s Recall: a feature so ‘secure’ it stores your digital life’s screenshots in plain text. Hello, hackers’ buffet! 🤓💻🔓 #RecallSecurityFlaw

Hot Take:
Is Microsoft's new Recall feature a digital panopticon in your PC or just a really ambitious version of "Ctrl+F" for your entire digital life? Either way, it seems like they might have skipped the cybersecurity chapter in their rush to bring this sci-fi-esque tool to reality. Let's all just hope they don't have to hit Ctrl+Z on the whole project.