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Relay Rumble: Schweitzer Devices’ Hidden Features Expose Energy Sector to Cyber Chaos
Ready for a shocker? Your SEL 700 series relay might come with extra ‘features’ you didn’t ask for! It’s not a bonus track; it’s a vulnerability, folks. Update or risk the cyber boogeyman turning off your lights! #UndocumentedFeaturesDrama

Hot Take:
It looks like Schweitzer Engineering Laboratories is playing hide and seek with features, but the only winner here is unpredictability! Who knew 'undocumented features' was code for 'let's give hackers a surprise party'? If your idea of a good time is flipping the security switch from 'meh' to 'mayday,' then this vulnerability is your VIP pass to chaos central. Time to update or face the digital music!