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Revolutionize Your Code: DBOS Cloud Unleashes the Future of Serverless Computing
Meet DBOS, the brainchild of database whizzes Stonebraker and Zaharia. It’s the new OS on the block, serving up SQL with a side of sass, and promising an end to your tech woes. Ready for an OS that time travels? DBOS Cloud’s your ticket!

Hot Take:
Okay, so it looks like Michael Stonebraker and Matei Zaharia decided to shake things up in Silicon Valley by playing Jenga with the tech stack. They've taken the OS, slapped it on top of a database, and called it DBOS. Because why run an operating system the old-fashioned way when you can query it with SQL? It's like deciding to ride your bike on the ceiling just because you realized it's possible. Let's dive into this database-draped OS dream, shall we?