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Roku Ruckus: Over Half a Million Accounts Hacked in Credential Chaos
Roku’s security woes continue as hackers launch an encore, stuffing credentials to breach over 576,000 accounts. Despite the intrusion, full credit card details remained out of reach. Cue the two-factor authentication safety net! #RokuSecurityBreak encore

Hot Take:
Looks like Roku's been on the cybersecurity treadmill again, and hackers just kicked up the incline. With over half a million accounts getting the unwanted personal trainer treatment, it's a digital "no pain, no gain" scenario. But hey, at least they're getting two-factor authentication as a consolation prize, which is kind of like getting a gym membership after you've already pulled a muscle.