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SEC Twitter Blunder Sparks Bitcoin Frenzy: No 2FA, No Peace of Mind
SEC’s tweet faux pas proves even high-profile accounts can slip sans 2FA. Bitcoin ETFs remain unapproved, while hackers revel in the tweet-tastrophe.

Hot Take:
Oh, SEC, you've been hacked! And here we thought you were the Fort Knox of financial wisdom, but it turns out your Twitter security was more like a lemonade stand run by kids who accept Monopoly money. The tweet that set the crypto world ablaze with false ETF hopes? That was just the cherry on top of this comedy sundae. Let’s dive in before another account gets compromised and tells us Dogecoin is the new reserve currency.