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Secure Your Systems: Patch Now to Thwart Weak Credential Exploit in C●CURE 9000 Software
“Johnson Controls’ C●CURE 9000 is like your forgetful uncle with weak passwords—except it’s not just family BBQs at risk but critical infrastructure. Patch up, folks!” [Focus keyphrase: weak credentials]

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like "1234" isn't just the worst luggage combination in the galaxy (thanks, Spaceballs), but it's also a no-no for security systems. Who knew? Johnson Controls must've missed the memo when their C●CURE 9000 decided that 'weak' was the new 'strong' in password philosophy. Pro tip, folks: 'admin' and 'password' aren't going to cut it in the era of cyber shenanigans. Time to update and complicate — your security system's password, not your relationship status.